Imaging Chuck throwing a birthday party for you.
this is comedy fucking gold you assholes
YOU LITTLE SHIT
Tack the city of townsville???????????
Attack on the city of townsville!
IS UNDER A TACK
UNDER A TACK
long-distance friendships are terrible because you can’t meet up with them whenever you want and hang out on any given day which is why when i’m president i’m relocating the entire human population into a 10,000,000 story skyscraper that also acts as a bridge from earth to the moon which comes with the added benefit of swinging the moon around like a fucking mace, god damn it’s gonna look so cool. what was i talking about
countdown to twd: 42 days - episode 04x15After I save the world, I still have to live with myself.
Outtakes from David Bowie’s 1977 “Heroes” cover photo shoot by Masayoshi Sukita.
she wears short skirts i wear nuclear radiation proof body suits
I can’t wait for winter because that’s when all mosquitoes die and go to hell where they belong