snckpck:

DONT BE AFRAID TO MOVE ON IF THE PERSON YOU LIKE DOESNT LIKE YOU BACK. GRAB A BOTTLE OF FRUIT PUNCH AND BAG OF DORITOS AND LIVE YOUR LIFE!!!

revengeance:

Mom: You’ve been playing that thing for like 4 hours now, aren’t you tired?

Me: Mom you fucking casual

I need more sex in my life
  • Some 18 year olds: I am a responsible adult who will make informed decisions regarding my future.
  • Me: Holy shit I'm actually old enough to buy porn now

pleatedjeans:

via


bottomupcas:

mpregalecki:

gUYS IT’S NOT EVEN HIATUS WHAT ARE YOU DOING

omg, i am sO HAPPY THIS IS BACK ONMY DASH

(Source: complisults-and-explanabrags)

  • Parent: Do the dishes
  • Me: *places sock on counter*
  • Parent: What is this? Why is it here? *hands me sock*
  • Me: MASTER HAS GIVEN DOBBY A SOCK
  • Parent: Wait--what?
  • Me: DOBBY IS A FREE ELF!
  • Me: *runs to room*

jessica-bones-winchester:

Favorite Jensen photoshoots

In order for Tumblr to change their policy…Reblog if you want the 250 post limit to be removed.

hitlerthestripper:

theydontbelieveher:

blueeyedintelligence:

ask-hazy:

REBLOG LIKE AN ULTIMATE DIGIMON

THIS NEEDS MORE NOTES

nope sorry no more reblogs cause we’ve all hit POST LIMIT GODDAMMIT

imageyou motherfucker tumblr


(Source: fromthesimpleminded)


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(Source: reedus-and-others)

waking up and checking your tumblr like it’s the morning paper

(Source: pokec0re)

missikagirl:

epic-humor:

tilmynamesinlights:

sunflowerlily:

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what?? piE ? i gotta see this

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ohhhh it says “piece” not “pie”

wait a second…

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omfg no

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MAKE IT STOPAPAPFDG S

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LOLOLOL DICK SNAKE

X

Oh good god

(Source: lizardmanlizardmanlizardman)

dirtsbag:

i would do a line of cocaine off the slope of zayn’s cheekbone

(Source: gagmeniall)